time to rewrite this to avoid confusion and/or disappointment
short fat sexy (so im told! ) brunette divorcee seeks tall slim single male for friendship and fun with equal importance on both...
must be single
must be local
although not searching for anything too full on i am not looking for one offs
please note- I am not thin or toned but happy and confident in my skin
Just looking to chat at the moment.
This means I am not meeting you
That is my choice so please do not ask, there are plenty of women out there who will meet up I choose not to right now.
NOT into under 50's That's my choice to I do not have to give reasons
NOT into married men so if you are either please dont be offended when my...
I am a bi female looking for fun, so if ur
1 a bi female looking for a night in
OR
2 u are a guy with a 10"+ cock n u think u can perform well please call
PLEASE DON'T CONTACT ME UNLESS U HAVE A 12" PLUS COCK N U CAN PROVE IT BY WAY OFF A PHOTO
Or
UR A BI FEMALE LOOKING 4 FUN
Thanks
All...
Free, single and living life to the full.
Looking for fun and excitement with no strings
Why wait for love when you can have so much more fun!
I can say I am getting bored, Friday nights and no one is around to talk! I think I need some more excitement. ..
Please do not message me asking for more pics before we talk when you haven't got one at...
I'm a big lady (with nice big boobs!) I'm in a sexless MARRIAGE and just looking for a little NSA fun.... Preferably with someone that doesn't turn out to be a complete time waster
im a crazy 22 year old mum...who loves to rock to Evanescence, Nickleback, Linkin park...well you get the idea...
i am ear piercing trained
outside of work i dress in gothic styled clothes and love my eye liner and black lippy...
i am still trying to except who i am and who i want to be...
i live life to the full and try to be very chatty
things for...
WANTED!!!! Naughty, dirty, bad boy required by vivacious, outgoing, sexy, raunchy and attractive good girl. Must have own teeth, hair, be a non-smoker and possess a wicked sense of humour. Be willing to meet regular, take charge and must accommodate!! Is this you?? xxx Please, Please don't call me Babe Monday 17th March UPDATE. Sorry guys not looking to meet until after 6th April. Happy to chat and do the...
Hello there Let's start with something completely trivial......I don't like txt spk unless it is in a txt!! Our language is such a wonderful expressive thing that it seems a crime to deface it with silly abbreviations when it takes only a fraction of a second to type the word out in full. There....glad I got that off my chest ! I am a single Indian lady. I am well...
free thinking woman with no restraints or barriers to embracing and enjoying my life, financially independent and self sufficient and hasten to add can be dangerously bright and funny in the right company:)
I WILL WARN YOU NOW I HAVE A WELL TUNED SOCIAL CONSCIENCE so can hold a good debate (anyone care for an argument?) hahaha........
PS. if I do not reply please do not take offence beauty is...
I'm a new to this so be gentle with me! I've done lots of things in my life & had lots of wild fun. I am looking for new experiences & someone to show me the way. Thanks for looking at my profile & get in touch it might be fun. If you are married sorry but not interested.
Oh I hate this bit....... I have NO idea why I'm on here (probably the same reason as everyone else)! Not always a big talker, but with a bit of persistence I can be quite friendly ;) I don't get much time to myself but when I do I can accommodate if you can travel ;)
Blonde petite wife, pretty, 32dd enjoys fun and games, love showing myself off and getting in front of my husband's camera. Initially I am seeking nice, genuine, easygoing people who would enjoy joining me in front of the camera for some fun poses to see how it goes. Everything will be private and confidential, for fun only!
I need a welcome distraction from my life in the form of a smiley, happy, horny man. Is that you? If so, what are you waiting for? NB ... I forgot to mention that there would also need to be some physical attraction otherwise you might just need to get me drunk enough until I did find you attractive.
looking for an older man 40+ for sexy times ;) Im not however; into being licked..im not an ice cream, and really hate my pussy being licked or sucked.
Like older guys, someone who will try anything, need some regular fun......man with a good sense of humour preferred! I've been told I'm hard work so if u can handle it get in touch!
Married but with a very unattentive hubby. Looking for some fun times flirting and sending sexy pics. I'm quite a horny little thing and get turned on really easily. Not got a problem with meeting but want to get to know you a bit first. Discretion is key. Afternoons and early evenings best. One important thing that I'm going to tell you now is that I have a disability so...
I am a 51yr old bubbly blonde.. I like 2 have a good time and enjoy my life. im happy go lucky and very honest and down 2 earth.. don't play game. cant c the point. I am a mrs robinson, I have a think for the younger guy! but doesn't mean im not interested in older as well!! so if u like my profile, then please cum and say...
I'm a mum of 2 just looking for NSA fun and a regular fuck buddy not out to sleep with loads of guys just the one maybe 2 ;-)
I love using toys either by myself or with someone watching or helping
I also love experimenting in the bedroom and other places too the gardens been the most fun, as well as loving anal and suckin cock
I Can't travel...
I'm a mum of 2 that's lookin for NSA fun, would ideally like to fine someone for regular meets but don't mind a few one offs here and there. I love using toys either by myself or with someone watching or helping also really like anal and trying new things. Can't travel or do days due to kids but is more than happy to accommodate in evenings So let me...
Lookin for mischief! I want the kind of night you read about, like the one's you find on the top shelf!
Blowjob irony: even thou you got us on our knees, we've still got you by the balls!
You win some. You loose some. And if your lucky, you get some!
Not lookin for Mr Right....just Mr Right Now!
Don't hit me up unless you are seriously single. Not interested...